Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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Hockeyboy4280 18

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

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deadxwedding84 5

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

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DylansMomma 9

Your comment : So why not break-up? There's no sense in staying in a relationship if you're unhappy.

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Night777 4

If you hate her so much then dump her instead of whining on here about how much you hate her! You are an asshole

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Jacked97grand 9

Nobody is here for advice so keep it to yourself. I read these for a good laugh, not to critique others. Chill out

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Fmlsea 28

Wow , why are you with her if you don't like anymore . OP the best thing is stop prolonging it and end it that way you both can move on and be happy.

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LibbieCelaya 0

I'm confused. People are saying, then you should dump her. But doesn't he mean he 'hates' her because it's hard to resist her and his doctor told him no sex ?

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

@ 148 > No he actually truly hates his girlfriend and therefore got excited over the fact that the doctor told him he could not have sex with her for 2 months. OP> what the hell are you doing with a girl you don’t like? Can’t you simply leave her and you both move on?

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xBrookiee_Babyyx 0

haha! aww! thats pitiful

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joss777 3

You all such a ******* sexist *****. I bet I saw an FML like this exactly before written by a girl. And everyone was blaming her BF. Wtf? Guys are always wrong. Go kill yourself bitches

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QueenSaru 28

Wtf. What does this comment have to do with any of the other comments? No one's blaming anyone for anything... Most of the comments are pointing out that if he realized he hates her that much, he should do the right thing and break up with her. This is not blaming him or her for anything unless he continues to string her along AFTER this point.

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joss777 3

I'm talking about that most people put ydi here. When a girl had same situation most people put fyl. And all comments were like; omg your bf must be so bad, he must be such a jerk, oh baby I feel sorry for you, he must have a small dick and so on. But here no one saying like: oh I feel you bro! This bitch must have small **** and doesn't know how to suck well if you don't like to have sex with her. You see what I mean? English isn't my first language so it's hard to explain

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