Scary

By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 20:08 - United States

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Today, I realized how much I hate my girlfriend, when I got excited as the doctor told me I should refrain from having sex for the next two months. FML
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Hockeyboy4280 18

First ever guy to get excited over those words...

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deadxwedding84 5

Ouch. Maybe you should dump her?

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kayla_nicole102 1

Maybe he doesn't want to dump her because she's the only girl he can get.and he'd rather be in a sucky relationship than be lonely and single

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donut_gurl 8

and why are you still with her? break up with her NOW before its too late

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sophie22_fml 8

YDI for dating someone you hate, you're an ass. I can't believe there are so many guys saying how much they hate their girlfriends or saying they are bitches but really you have the power to break up the relationship instead of whining to your friends how awful your girlfriend is.

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awkward_gothlady 32

If he does the honest thing, he's not an ass. And that would be not to string her along if he no longer loves her, and stay with her if he does.

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sophie22_fml 8

I really don't remember saying if he breaks up with her he's an ass, all I'm saying is guys talking behind their girlfriends' back are asses when the right thing to do would be breaking up with them instead of whining about how much they hate their girlfriends.

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downtime 12

Because they don't hate them, they're venting because they are annoyed about something. Not many guys remain with girls they ACTUALLY hate, and it seems odd to me that you are talking like this is a common occurrence.

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rebeccac3 5

It is definitely time to have the break up talk

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krewer21 1

OP, are you a heavy sleeper, and are you in Georgia?

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notepie 6

Wow dude if your that unhappy break it up with her

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trucker67 10

Man if I ever get excited about not having sex I want someone to shoot me dead !! - break up and get on with your life and let her do the same .

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lizziebeth63 1

Try and find someone else your not gonna have sex anyway

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