School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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sdonnervt 0

other than the holocaust, hitler was also known for his oral pleasure.

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ice_cream456 0

he needed something to do in the meantime.

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triplethreat13 0

"when hitler spoke, all the gay men had erections." haha :) thats what comes to my mind, i dont know about you, but... :)

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teentee401 36

Actually when Hitler spoke, all gay men were sent to concentration camps.

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CryingHowls 0

the readers would agree that YOUR oral skills make everyone go wild with excitement too ;)

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boricua_4life407 5

Lmfao I know right? :P

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CryingHowls 0

i think YOUR oral skills make everyone go wild with excitement. HAHA!

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Shizden 0

number 10 is a fucktard (lol) yay for sexual innuendos :)

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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO not truly a FML but still funny as shit. When I was in 6th grade I was reading in class and I kept saying orgasms instead of organisms it was embarrassing at the time it didn't **** my life, but I look back on it and I laugh this is one of those things - a little embarrassing for you but you will get over it and laugh about it.

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dragonaair 5

Really 319? I think 18 is quite beautiful. Please keep your opinions to yourself.

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