School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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SaintKiwi 0

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

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tempaccount 0

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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sfgfan10 0

Not very funny. In context, saying that isn't that bad, an I'd be surprised if anyone there thought of it like you did.

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24788 6

Hitler - most ****** up man to ever walk the Earth. He deserves the pineapple every night (Little Nicky).

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UrRightFML 0

Hitler can go **** himself, watch a movie called "The boy in the stripped pyjamas" and you wouldnt even wanna mention his name for as long as you live unless your talking about hell and never ending pain

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flying_vegan 0

Or talk to a Holocaust survivor, rather than watching a frankly watered down version of the events.

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Yaz_fml 0

I really hope you got a high mark for that! Rather funny!

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maxv_15 0

Wowww. that is what i call excellent commentary

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sarumanthewhite 0

it's really not that funny - if it's even true - so calm yourselves down NO YOU ARE FREE TO ENJOY YOURSELVES AS YOU SEE FIT I LIKE TO ********** AND MURDER SMALL ANIMALS TO ENJOY MYSELF

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