Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 565
You deserved it 107 561

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself? I hate people who say shit like that.

Comments

I'm actually not going to tell you that you deserved it.. It sort of seemed like you had never been stung by a scorpion before. I've never been stung before, but I live in Arizona too....And one of these days....... O_O

Stormcat 0

I cant say you deserve it, because you probably didn't know what being stung was like. I live in Arizona too, and I would probably have the same reaction. And for all the dumbasses out there who are saying "Oh get over it, theres scorpions everywhere, they dont hurt that bad", these are Arizona Bark Scorpions we're talking about. They're the most poisonous in North America, many people have to go to the hospital to take care of the sting. And yes, they can be deadly. So why dont you just come out to the desert and see how it feels? Another thing, its not as easy as just getting a repellent. They dont work in most cases, seeing I've seen them get in through windows, doors, cracks, air vents, or whatever. It's even more disgusting when you see one climbing up the wall, towards where you sleep :( They can always find some way in :| So OP, now that you understand what it feels like, I would go apologize to your boyfriend ;)

Meglawl 0

My question is... Why are scorpions running around your house...?

never say "stop whinining" unless you can feel empathy

Rubiks_Dude 0

I raise and breed scorpions, seriously a sting isnt that bad. I know youre gonna say "Well youre used to getting stung" Well my first time wasnt all that bad. And heres a little tip. Look at the size of the claws and tail. Big claws/little tail= they pinch more often than sting (I dont think there are any that can be found in the US like that). Small claws/ thicker tail = Sting more often and are more venomous. There are only about 20 speicies of lethal scorpions, none of which are in the US. And as for this Karma bullshit...What force causes bad things to happen to bad people and good to happen to good people? Hell, bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people as well. Its called chance. Life is practically based upon it. Nothing controls anything, its all cause/effect and chance. Lets say I give someone a kidney and they give me something because theyre thankfull. Karma didnt cause that person to give me something in return, That person chose to. They couldve easily not given me anything. Its chance, not some force that determinse right from wrong. Lemme guess, you believe in unicorns and the flying spaghetti monster as well?

BennieNtheJett 0

YDI 4 tellin ur bf 2 quit whinin about his injury.

Did he tell you to stop whining and get over it or are you too ashamed to tell him you got stung?

I'm surprised you were able to type so well with an entrely numb arm and while crying.

KurouTenshi 0

pahahaha paybacks a bitch!!! and ofc after it happens you have time to complain and to write this?! damn.

peace2213 0

he should break up with u for being a horrible girlfriend