Security check

By Kammy - 01/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and his family had invited me to go on a tropical family trip with them. When we got to the airport, security stopped me and opened my carry-on bag. I'd forgotten about the no liquids rule. They took out a bottle of massage oil, lube, Vagisil and Nair. His whole family saw. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

How do you forget about the no liquids rule? Last time I was in an airport, they have a sign reminding you every twenty feet or so.

why would you put that stuff in your carry on?

Comments

1. LMAO i thought the same thing about capitilizing 'tropical' 2. Blame terrorist hijackers for this whole thing

themanistheman 0

you forgot the little airplane size bottle of liquor.

amilapazzo 0

My question is: Why would you include the combination of lube and vagisil?

inzillah 0

Yeah, exactly: Vagisil and lube?!? This seems like something fake written by a guy who has no idea what Vagisil actually is. If this was written by a woman, you're gross. Why not wait to get over your nasty yeast infection before you try to bang a guy with his family around?

If you used Nair prior, you wouldn't need it depending on how long you were on vacation. Doesn't Nair last 2 weeks?

LoveToSmile101 0

Wow that must have been embarrasing. But why did you need Nair in your carry-on your required to leave it on for about 10 minutes or so. I understand Vagasil but lube wtf where you gonna do with that on a plane.. Lol.. yeah the lube was probably the most embarrasing..FYL indeed

Um... are you going to be having sex with your bf on the plane? Why do you need that stuff in your CARRY ON?!

YDI for being an idiot and forgetting the no liquids rule. also, what the f*** do you need any of that crap in your carry-on for?!?!

dvs01 0

Stop being so sensitive about that shit. Big deal, people knowing that you have a sex life and like to keep your hair neat ruins your life? It's your own mentality that's ruining your life.