Self-fulfilling prophecy

By Dave - 04/10/2012 14:44 - United States

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and called me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard for even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML
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Vegeto30294 19

Its obvious that you're psychic and saw it coming beforehand. However, you can only use this power in your sleep.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Who said dreams didn't come true?

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fukmefreddy 4

you sound clingy... not inconsiderate, and honestly I don't see how your birth, illegitimate or otherwise, has anything to do with your clinginess.

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kelseymill124 0

Is she bi-polar?

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Guilty21 3

I'm thinking it's a good thing because she got rid of herself for you

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parkwaydrive7 9

Eh **** her, you're better off without her anyway

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Cool! You're psychic!

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Big_lama6 7

God this sounds like my demonic ex girlfriend haha

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The_F3rris 11

This is like an episode of Thats So Raven.

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graphicstyle7 17

Your dream was your subconscious telling you to break up with this nasty person. Really, there are nicer girls out there.

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Solipsist 12

she's upset that you didn't notice her freshly bleached asshole.

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