Self rated

By Anonymous - 09/01/2024 13:00 - United States

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Today, I realized my success rates for sex in my committed relationship were really, really low, so I've decided to stop trying for a while. I also recently have learned Excel. I made a pretty complex tracker if I ever decide to try again to monitor failures. FML
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core01 30

tracking sexual intimacy is so romantic. i can't imagine why women aren't flocking to be logged in your excel spreadsheet

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MelanieIsGreat 21

end this stale stagnant "romance" and work on yourself. are you physically and emotionally in shape? what is your attachment style? are you a good listener? do you try to make her feel good in a bedroom setting ie eating her out, foreplay, being in the moment, asking what would you like, do you like this etc. work on yourself, and the next one will want to screw you more

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core01 30

tracking sexual intimacy is so romantic. i can't imagine why women aren't flocking to be logged in your excel spreadsheet

4 0
MelanieIsGreat 21

end this stale stagnant "romance" and work on yourself. are you physically and emotionally in shape? what is your attachment style? are you a good listener? do you try to make her feel good in a bedroom setting ie eating her out, foreplay, being in the moment, asking what would you like, do you like this etc. work on yourself, and the next one will want to screw you more

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