Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

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Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
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TheMathMajor 26

I can understand where OP is coming from. Sometimes you get into it and don't want to break your concentration. Don't take it personally :) or if it really bothers you, try looking up new ways to get her excited or to make her reach ******. I'm sure she would appreciate it.

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TheMathMajor 26

Damn, I'm failing all over the place. I can understand where OP's wife* is coming from.

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moonfull101 13

I think you should spend more time with your wife so she won't need to be in such a situation

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LoganBurrito 6

My loli senses are tingling...

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NoReservations 9

Maybe she's better at it? It is her body, after all.

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Shrouds 14

Replaced, until u get smart and bury all the batteries in the backyard.

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Shiskie 0

Batteries won't stop a determined woman :)

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Enslaved 36

This is when you breakout the video camera and record her, so that you'll have footage for your alone time, later on. (:

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YOLO1117 1

Lol jk people jk hahaha I ot y'all good tho!!!hahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahajhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

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TheMathMajor 26

It wasn't funny. Go back in your hole.

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Grammar_Nazi_97 0

Wtf does anyone know what he is saying?

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NoReservations 9

I don't think anyone was swayed by your trick there, YOLO. I really hate that term.

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blacksswan 10

Like a boss. Ahahha!

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YOLO1117 1

I walked in my bathroom today(girlfriend is stayn with me)and I saw her prescription for the ointment that removes the infection chyllmydia!!!!I **** her on a regular or close to every day basis

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unknown_user5566 26

For the love of God, please stop commenting.

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Enslaved 36

Excuse me? Where is this rudeness coming from?

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Kbearlove23 0

Yea thats kinda rude everyone's Entitled to there own opinion.

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OhLohd111 11

I love Enslaved's comments... She's been on here for a long time. Learn a little respect, son.

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sincerelyjay 13

For the love of God, chill out. There is nothing in Enslaved's comment that could set you off.

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thats_my_job 11

I think #95 was talking to herself. She's being thumbed down all over this FML LOL

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