Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 810
You deserved it 17 109

Same thing different taste

Comments

LoganBurrito 6

*shrugs* Sit back, relax and enjoy the show! Also, think of it as a learning experience. This is a fine opportunity to learn what your woman likes dude, don't waste it.

Put a video recorder in your room and check how often she masturbates. Maybe she wants to be banged more frequently than you can imagine or handle.

Or he could talk to her like a socially-functional human being might. You know, before going for the serial-killer-level creepy route.

Good on her! If I were you op I would've stood in front of her and started playing with my own equipment. Then when she's done tell her it's your turn and take her!

tweimorts 4

It's your fault. Try harder in bed, bud. (;

I thought this was a fantasy for quite a few men, to watch their woman **********? Or is my husband just a freak? ;)

unicornsbears 5

So true....... That's the good thing about being a southern woman, we don't need a man to do anything for us no matter what it is. It most not b to her satisfaction if she is doing it by herself and don't want your help.

Even if she didn't mean it in a bad way, that is still kinda bitchy of her. Way to make your man feel useless. I'd say make her take care of herself for the next 3 months if she likes it so much.

what's he going to do for these three months assuming he also wants to play with more than his hand?

karen1991 15

Well I guess as the old saying goes, If you want something done right do it your self. Lol