Self-service

By Steve - 13/06/2012 21:30 - United States - Lake Charles

Spicy
Today, I walked in on my wife masturbating. Naturally, I asked her if she needed some help. She replied, "Nah, I've got this." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 810
You deserved it 17 109

Same thing different taste

Comments

Maybe it's the fact that you asked. It's like making a schedule to **** every Sunday at 7:30. Where's the fun and excitement in that? You should have made her feel as if seeing her touch herself was the most arousing thing you're ever layed eyes upon. Take come control man, surprise and excite her by being spontaneous. And if she rejects you, you'd be in the exact same place you are now.

If she doesn't want him, I'm pretty sure that's rape.

Transform 3

Masturbation > Sex. Somethings wrong.

Welcome to the wonderful world of marriage, where the male genitalia is pretty much worthless.

379_fml 11

Mutual ************ can lead to multiple rounds of sex in a monogamous relationship if she likes to watch.... Till she makes it not monogamous behind your back... Get some stamina ASAP

jazzybaby179 22

You need to start training yourself to pleasure your woman!

well im pretty sure she didnt mean it in a rash way..... maybe she just needed some alone time. i know i need some alone time from my man....cause every once in awhile it feels good to let myself reach an ****** by my own self. but then again if was in a rash way then fyl and if you were meant to stay and watch to add more excitement to your love life then ydi

Wouldn't worry about it, unless by speaking you ruined the fantasy she had going and pissed her off! Honestly, on the rare occasion my man walks in on that, he has learned to be quiet as a church mouse and enjoy the show, otherwise I get self conscious and he ruins it for both of us!