Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sensitive snowflake

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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You deserved it 26 486

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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You deserved it 10 731

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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You deserved it 5 994

By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Blink_me26 21

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused. Maybe try a scratching post next time.

Comments

howdoilogin 9

Saturday 8 March 2014 4:57

At what point did you think scratching someone was sexy? You clearly need lessons, YDI.

spunkyo5 3

Saturday 8 March 2014 5:05

Love it when they draw blood clawing like that, really brings out the beast in you. Sounds like your boyfriend is a weak litte man.

b3ritt30 7

Saturday 8 March 2014 5:07

well then.

r00nie 10

Saturday 8 March 2014 5:13

too much for first time. better save things for when things start getting boring.

SaniK 17

Saturday 8 March 2014 6:07

He just can't handle you, you need a real man. When I girl rakes my back I rake her right back!

kittykat033 10

Saturday 8 March 2014 6:39

If he wants the pussy he can't be one

CrikOgresmasher 19

Saturday 8 March 2014 6:58

:[ what a wimp

Duggie1339 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 8:07

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is hilarious I can't stop laughing... Okay your life sucks I mean you didn't deserve because you where trying to spice things up, and frankly, unless your nails are incredibly sharp and long, your boyfriend is a major pussy.