Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sensitive snowflake

Sensitive snowflake

By onepussytwopussy - 07/03/2014 19:47 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By fungettingdressed - 12/10/2010 12:57 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my fingers got stuck between the wall and headboard. Screaming, he thought I was enjoying the sex and kept going even harder. I have 3 broken fingers. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Oh yessss

By Anonymous - 29/07/2011 07:24 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Blink_me26 21

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Ouch. Maybe save your kink for further down the track OP :P

Welshite 39

Saturday 8 March 2014 1:32

Well you might have taken your inspiration too far, given your nickname. Clawing is a special skill that shouldn't be abused. Maybe try a scratching post next time.

Comments

SheepShoop_fml 20

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:02

Oof. As simple as it sounds that's one of the things you should talk about before doing it. Rough sex in any form should be discussed. Some people like it, some don't. Some people like the pain, some find it a turnoff. Communication!

Dubeinwyo 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 17:57

So a little nail action is now called rough sexy, this world really is getting pussified.

yesnid 2

Friday 14 March 2014 13:37

"A little" isn't hard enough to draw blood and scratch the shit out of someone's back until they shout. He walked around the room to try to get over the pain so I'm pretty sure through common sense, it wasn't just little scratches.

peachiekeen 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:09

Why would he limp....?

askagimp 5

Saturday 8 March 2014 14:33

because he's a pussy

dannnngthatsux 19

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:07

I think she meant he WENT limp.

weveallbeenthere 30

Saturday 8 March 2014 3:50

to bad. a good moment ruined by a wimp.

vikky538 28

Saturday 8 March 2014 4:02

kinkyness has its limits..but in this case donno who sets the limits here...

swick25 22

Saturday 8 March 2014 4:10

I agree 33. I used to beg my girlfriend to scratch my back.

tazmanmike2013 17

Saturday 8 March 2014 4:16

I have to agree with ya, unless she really dug in and tried to draw blood, he sounds like a wimp. Sucks to see you got so many thumbs down, I give ya a thumbs up