Sex, Cheating and Intimacy: Setup

Setup

By hamandegger - 04/02/2013 20:17 - United States - Raynham

Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML

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By grossed out - 25/03/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - Peterborough

Today, my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it, it had a virus on it, and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

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By hb1 - 04/06/2016 18:15 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML

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What have you done now?

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 03:00

Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 18:07 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I got my laptop back after lending it to my friend. It wouldn't boot, and after investigating I found out it'd been stripped of its hard drive and all its memory. When I confronted my "friend", he accused me of lying and trying to ruin his reputation. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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By me - 15/12/2013 01:49 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML

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Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 04:04 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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By unluckylassy - 28/11/2013 00:01 - Ireland

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

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aradmomen 9

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:19

**** cheaters.

Linkerdoodles 15

Tuesday 5 February 2013 0:23

Casually mention that your girlfriend is also loaded with viruses.

Comments

dildite 7

Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:39

I would murder hem both and make them watch

Batterypost 23

Tuesday 5 February 2013 21:39

Welcome to 2013 - Marriage is not something that you have to do anymore, and personally I see absolutely no point in it if you are an american man. The only difference if he had been married would have been that she'd get half of his money as well as his dignity.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Tuesday 5 February 2013 22:19

I say post the video of those two online then send it to their family and friends.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 5 February 2013 23:15

Put more viruses on laptop and tell him there's nothing wrong with it.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Wednesday 6 February 2013 0:07

1) Turn that laptop into a paper weight. 2) Sell the video of them doing it 3) Dump her and don't say why and give a generic answer stating you don't see future growth in the relationship 4) Gradually stop contacting either of them 5) When you're sure they are no longer talking send a link from a phony account emailing to her friends and family the video, she'll blame him revenge satisfied.

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 6 February 2013 8:13

oh my god, that's terrible. i'm sorry OP,

Ibeatmyself 3

Wednesday 6 February 2013 16:33

There probably wasn't a virus maybe ur supposed to find the video

icepick23 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:24

Was it at least a hot video?

dbaguy 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 18:55

Maybe you've avoided catching a virus of your own

eyesmile27 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:23

This is where you actually do load the device up with viruses, send his mother the video, break up with your girlfriend and send her father the video, delete all his documents and tell her girlfriends that your girl had sex with all of their boyfriends/husbands/crushes. Her life is is history and so is the guy's. Unfortunately that will require you to find new friends and significant others. Which you most likely will find :) after all. You are beautiful :)