Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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blahthing 0

Wow....do they not have proper sex-ed where you are (as #23 said)? Or did you miss them =S We had our first sex-ed class at 11...and then every year after that til we were 15. It was during mandatory health class, where we learn about...well...health. Other than that, poor you xD At least you know now =)

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frannytrois64 0

Jesus, in the school my lil sister goes to, I had a 1st grader asking me if he could screw me. I was in shock. If a few 6 year olds know what a clit is, then you pretty much suck. YDI for not keeping up with the time. At this rate, 12 year old pregnancy is going to become a trend.

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Hullaballoo 0

Yay for abstinence only education. Whoot

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wolfy_fml 5

There isn't anything wrong with not knowing some things. *shrug* I didn't know what a ******** was when I was in high school, and I think that is a good thing. ... But at least now he knows and when the time comes to be with a girl, he won't miss it like some do? XD

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nando92 0

lmao i had the same thing happen to me but they told me to call her a ****... i didnt know what it ment so i thought it would be ok... i got smacked then had to report to the principal i was in 7th grade.....

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liquidpaper 0

@ all the "watch some ****"/"you need to get laid" comments: Am I the only one who learned what it was from an anatomy book when I was 11, or am I just a huge nerd?

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Protolisk 0

Huge nerd, but not alone... I too am a huge nerd.

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telercoi 2

Dude! The same thing happened to me when we were studying human anatomy my senior year. We got to studying human reproduction, and being a nerd, I decided to ask what the clit is for, just to make sure I got all the notes. The entire class started giggling around me.

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mac_fml 0

its one thing not to know exactly what it was, but to YELL out asking what it is? you're just a loser. you should have least had a vague idea as to what it was

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thequeenofscots 0

Hey, I understand. I was raised in a highly, highly, highly religious family where sex was almost never discussed and asking questions about it was frowned upon, and I hardly knew anything about sex until wayyyy after all of my friends did (all by googling, too). Shit happens.

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SRMB4life 0

What happened to our sex-ed programs in school? For god sakes man, get it together!

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surrey101 0

i remember bak in the day in my grade 6 class som kid sed somtn bout cum like the whole class got ut xcept me. i was like wtf is that totally got ripped on that all year

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