Sex, Education, Teenagers and Intimacy: Sex ed is ******

Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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You deserved it 15 220

By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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You deserved it 3 659

Disk horse

By anon - 15/10/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, my professor asked me a question in class. Thinking it was a rhetorical question, I shrugged and said, "Google it." It wasn't. He stared at me in silence for the longest 10 seconds of my life. FML

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You deserved it 731

Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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You deserved it 10 031

By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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You deserved it 8 723

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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You deserved it 480

Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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You deserved it 3 605

Zoomers

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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You deserved it 115

By WTFruits - 29/05/2013 18:29 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

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skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:06

Dude...you need to get laid.

Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:26

talk about sheltered

Comments

alex_vik 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:27

Nice wall of text #73 Anyways, wow OP, are you really THAT sheltered?

sparklygummyworm 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:47

that's depressing

dantesbane 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 8:09

wow, what a ******. I am so deeply upset by this FML that I don't even want to read anymore of these for the rest of the night.

formosababie 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:20

urbandictionary.com it will teach you everything you need to know. go nuts.

ohfrick 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:05

#73 I like you. :)

Trini_Psycho 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:39

to #73 threegp, man i mean if u have had sex, and providing you went down on a girl how could u miss that "little dude in the boat" lol i mean u had to have been curious as why that little nib is so sensitive and why they like it when u play with that!?? i mean dam lol... And point two, im not even gonna argue with u man but... U havnt lived life, if u die tomorrow ur going to miss out on that one experience, but hey... its ur life man.. to virgins my message is, i would rather go my whole life never having sex, than to have sex one time when im young and live old and never have it again.

Trini_Psycho 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 15:43

also... just saying, women want a man with experience, imean which chick wants a one minute man? and which girl wants that guy who asks all the time "Is this okay baby? am i doing this right babe? Hows that for you??"