Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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skatingweasel 0

Dude...you need to get laid.

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zach456 0

I will!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm rich too burin just saying

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dabears4life 0

**** the packers (yea they won the super bowl but alot of crazy and unexplainable shit happened that year)

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Lion_fml 0

I am mexican. I actualy live in mexico, and i know what this words mean since i was in seven grade. from now on if you hear a word you dont understand just laugh and google it when you get home you cant be that inosent

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greenfairy_fml 0

18, it's because sex ed in this country consists of "don't have sex, or you WILL get pregnant and die!" This is the result.

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MCart_fml 0

See what happens when abstinence-only education is used in schools? I feel sorry for this guy.

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rawblerawble 0

Similar thing happened to me in high school, except i came to canada only 1 year ago. I yelled "what's ******?"

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fyour_own_life 0

No one has yet to explain English to you either, apparently.

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Yunie_fml 0

Wow. You live in the U.S. (I assume, since most people do), and you haven't had to take a mandatory health class? No wonder why so many girls are getting knocked up. They're going from teaching abstinence to jack squat.

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