Sex, Education, Teenagers and Intimacy: Sex ed is ******

Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2013 10:34 - United States - Bessemer

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML

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By hopelesscollegestudent - 21/09/2012 16:22 - Canada

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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Disk horse

By anon - 15/10/2024 12:00 - Canada

Today, my professor asked me a question in class. Thinking it was a rhetorical question, I shrugged and said, "Google it." It wasn't. He stared at me in silence for the longest 10 seconds of my life. FML

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Communication breakdown

By xX_nsn_Xx - 03/02/2012 14:47 - United States

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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Sex ed failure

By Anonymous - 01/02/2025 19:00

Today, in the heat of losing our virginity, I asked him to “suck my clit, suck my clit, oh god please suck my clit.” He stopped what he was doing and asked me, “What’s a clit?” I almost strangled him. Don’t date boys homeschooled by single mamas, they’ll break your heart. FML

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Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML

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Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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Zoomers

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 11:01

Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML

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skatingweasel 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:06

Dude...you need to get laid.

Hannah_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:26

talk about sheltered

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jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:03

My friend's sister actually had a guy try and stick in her belly button. No lie.

nessalujin 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:01

WTF. fail. fherlife

sammie2 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:23

srsly, in this day and age WITH THE INTERNET you can't go around not knowing this shit. keep your mouth shut in public (especially in friggin high school) when you don't get something ppl say, and then go home and GOOGLE. save your own reputation. that stuff lingers till graduation. also, how can you be on this website if you don't know the word clit? this site's got some nasty (and HILARIOUS) stories...

DinoJR 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:25

yah dude.....get laid, its fun, try it sometime

lolfml_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:27

next time a situation like this arises, just say something like, "nah man hahah" and laugh it off. let it go and google when you get home!

basketballbabee 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:55

seriously...what IS a clit? i mean, sorry. I should know, my school is full of this stuff, but can somebody please tell me? lol.

fuckmylife431413 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:06

#20, you need a man with a bigger dick

ohfrick 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:38

lol, I dunno, some guys who even claim to know everything about female anatomy still fail to understand the difference between clit, ******, and labia. They seem to think all three are one in the same. One guy I knew even thought "clit" was a slang term for ****** -- and he was kind of a big manwhore, so. I don't understand.