Miscellaneous: Sex ed

Sex ed

By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 00:34 - United States

Today, my psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized for her "mistake", saying, "It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara." Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

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You deserved it 6 869

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Same thing different taste

By Acu7519 - 16/04/2018 15:00

Today, at my job as a 2nd grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 202

You deserved it 851

By herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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You deserved it 3 620

Teach what you know

By E…… - 24/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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You deserved it 766

By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 17:49 - Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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You deserved it 21 372

Stay safe

By notaslut - 08/01/2020 22:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, I walked into my best friend's house and her mom threw a box of condoms at me and said, "Stay safe, slut." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 758

You deserved it 636

By acincollege - 21/02/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I jokingly told my mom that I was having sex with my Professor. Her response was, "As long as you're getting A's, honey!" FML

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You deserved it 53 042

It's not what you think

By Soph - 25/03/2013 21:53 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, during a sex ed lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy and abortion from the school nurse. Throughout the session she kept repeating, "Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this." The nurse happens to know that my dad's a gynaecologist. That's not what everyone else in the year thinks. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

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You deserved it 7 651

By TheEnglishOne - 23/01/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

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You deserved it 8 725

Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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You deserved it 1 362

vanaathiel 13

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Wow. Report her. Not only is she teaching incorrect information, but she's calling a student a ****. Get her a$$ fired!

chelsearenaeee 16

Saturday 23 March 2013 6:19

Your teacher sounds like a 40 year old ignorant virgin.

Comments

Brainnnnz 19

Monday 8 July 2013 0:44

You really should report her to your guidance counselor and principal immediately.

Brainnnnz 19

Monday 8 July 2013 0:46

This is my third comment on thus FML, and I still haven't unlocked the badge... Wtf?

ManiPaul 6

Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:33

You should report her. And hopefully she will get fired for being a dumb ***** of a bad teacher that lies.

Celestia1982 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 8:02

Can you say "sexual harassment lawsuit?" That teacher was WAYYYY out of line. Even if you live in the Bible Belt, if you're in a federally funded public school system, they're obligated to teach accurate information, even if they preface every sentence with "I wish I didn't have to teach you this."

alicealiveordead 13

Monday 28 April 2014 18:24

more like ftheteacherslife, If this actually happened you will be fine and the educator will be seriously disciplined.

Pendragon55555 10

Sunday 20 July 2014 16:39

The real number is 83%

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 26 July 2014 8:06

This stat is pretty extravagant low percentage high percentage...I really don't know what to believe anymore...besides birth control

inspiringdeath 13

Monday 29 December 2014 22:22

It depends on where OP is. There are a few states where teachers are not required to give students accurate info in sex Ed. At least not legally required. It's appalling.