Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
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The_Water_Ninja 9

sounds charming...

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datgamerchick 14

Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

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Seduced83 9

How cheesy, I would have said baby... Try and relax, I'll be going in nice and slow... And then once you realize how much you like it you'll want to be ridden like a bull.

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sammyjanette 17

....and then you woke up from your delusional fantasy.

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newbrandomness22 6

in all fairness you're the one who married him.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

If you have not prepared yourself for that particular physical activity you will not enjoy it so don't. *On a side note that was kind of clever but definitely not romantic.

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onorexveritas 23

lol xD sounds like something my friend would say haha

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andiboo 12

I don't think that could have been less romantic to begin with... Why would you want something shoved up where you poop? Why would you want to stick it where poop comes from? I don't understand how either one sounds appealing. There's a perfectly good ****** to be used, yet you choose the butthole. It just seems odd to me...

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graceinsheepwear 33

It's good your parents had the talk with you about where poop comes from. Sounds like it wasn't that long ago.

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AestheticGuy 21

@81 obviously you are a virgin and dont understand about how sexual intimacy works, but heres some info, anal stimulation, for both males and females, results in strong pleasure, and its a different kind that that of the main genitals. So in essence, anal sex is a great method of sex for couple who want to up the intensity. Of course you should clean down their properly beforehand and use an enema kit (from your local pharmacy), so the 'poop from there' is irrelevant. Dont worry I'm sure one day someone will find you attractive and you will experience sexual conduct :)

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Omniprism 14

Wouldn't it be a hotdog vs a hamburger. And tell him to go slow with lots of lube.

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