Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML
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The_Water_Ninja 9

sounds charming...

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datgamerchick 14

Sounds like we know what's cooking for dinner!

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my_user_name 7

That's a dumb thing to say... I try to never kill the mood with stupid stuff like that. So I feel for you, OP. I've never thought of anal as "romantic" though.

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pwilly 8

Bahahaha I'm sorry OP, but that's hilarious! Lol

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jackeechan 10

Be careful that he doesnt put too much mayo on that krabby patty.

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beclaurela 18

My mood would have been missing for the next six months.

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thepretender10 4

i think it is kind of hard to be romantic given what is about to happen.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Or is it romantic to be hard, given what is about to happen?

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Sober1128 9

Disturbing on so many levels.

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Baybiiie 11

Well he wanted to make a hot dog hahahahaha

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pfft123 14

Sorry OP, but that one made me laugh my "butt" off.

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graceinsheepwear 33

No anal for you!

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cobra1213 2

i got a pretty good laugh out of this one

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JennNoVa 8

I'm sorry, but when is anal EVER romantic?

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