Shark Week

By sharkboy - 11/06/2012 02:33 - United States - Honolulu

Today, while at the beach, as a joke, I told my girlfriend that I was a shark. She then poked my eyes and punched me in the nose. When I started to get mad, she just shrugged and asked, "What? You're the one that wanted to be a shark. Don't you watch Shark Week?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 911
You deserved it 31 280

Same thing different taste

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Its funny in theory. Not funny if it happens to you

I love your girlfriend. Next time say you are a "cuddle fish". See what happens.

jaredofmo 22

Your girlfriend would punch a shark in the face! Hang onto her.

xMissxMurderx 1

total win for your girlfriend!!

And all you'd need to do is reverse the genders and the commentators would be in an uproar instead of laughing about this and telling the submitter he deserved it. Funny, isn't it?

0opsie 6

Exactly. I can't believe there's twice as many YDIs. It was a stupid joke but she ******* punched him in the face.

ellytoad 13

FML commenters in general have a skewed sense of humor.

If she watched shark week then she would know sharks arent typically violent towards people unless they feel threatened so there was no need for that.

Tell that to the girl in soul surfer. I DARE you

Wait.. As a joke you pretended to be a shark, are you sure that you have a girlfriend?