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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a Band-Aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML
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Top comments

Jake2195 0

it's called take a shower and it just falls off

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DahkLohd 4

Your penis falls off in the shower? Yikes!

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TheAftermath 0

So...is there a shape of a band-aid on your "little friend" now?

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duburich 0

don't piss in a beer can.. you'll cut it on the lip.. void that.. avoid the band aid

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forza_italia88 2

you know that warm water gets band-aids off easily. take it from an ex hairdresser who spent majority of her time with hands in the water with her band-aids sliding off all the time

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DVecc 0

how does a band aid stay on when your not erect... it kinda loses it's purpose

4 1
mkrone 0

Not the first thing you should think about when you read this.

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jc302406 3

quit beatin the meat so much or lube it up one but hopefully you will learn

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romano07 0

Yeah, cause only mentally retarded people stick band-aids on there dicks, right?

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theRovingMage 0

You can try soaking the sticking part in shampoo. Just rub it in and the band aid will slide off easily.

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doctorspaceman 0

I think "rubbing it in" is why he needed the band-aid in the first place.

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babyblue666 1

what the hell were u doing that u needed a bandaid

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