Um what exactly is wrong with OPs penis that he needed a bandaid in the first place sounds like maybe he needs a doctor not a bandaid........

run to your doctors...you have a STD

my question iz why did u have to put one in the first place...sounds like a funny story.

should have gotten it wet. comes right off

I take takes a few moments to unwrap and install a band-aid in the first place. While you were doctoring yourself up from your tragic "going commando" zipper accident did it not even occur to you that glueing a rubber strip to your dick might be another bad idea? No? Please report immediately to the Gene Pool Restoration Office for immediate sterilization.

That's why you soak in a bath first to make the adhesive come undone, you dumbass.

#27 Don't lie to OP. Access denied! If he's not smart enough to be a man, how in the hell could he ever hope to be smart enough to be a woman? I thought men protected their penises? How would you get a cut or bruise on your dick unless you were ****** up!

Haha I'm a girl but I think that would really hurt.... Ur stupid :)

Hey btw how do u send messages?

i thought a band-aid hurts cuz its pulling hair. you have hair on ur shaft?