Travel, Airplanes and Transportation: Shush

Shush

By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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You deserved it 12 540

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 212

You deserved it 741

Rough

By vela9002 - 06/04/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, on my flight to Vegas, I was wishing that a really cute guy would come sit in the seat next to mine. A few minutes later, a really cute guy sat in the seat next to me, and even started to talk to me. When I said, "I like rugged men," he said, "Oh yeah, me too, I really like buff guys." FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 689

You deserved it 13 654

By Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 305

You deserved it 2 437

Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 780

You deserved it 154

The Curse

By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 421

You deserved it 3 640

By huj - 25/09/2010 21:49 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 085

You deserved it 4 313

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By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 491

You deserved it 37 018

By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 750

You deserved it 3 729

By loner - 12/02/2011 00:08 - United States

Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 646

You deserved it 4 200

By vishurricanes - 10/06/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, I was on the bus when my crush told me to come and sit with him. I got all excited, especially when he put his arm around me. He then whispered in my ear "Hey, is your friend over there single?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 856

You deserved it 3 238

PumpkinTarte 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:04

He's just a stranger ....

metheonlyb 17

Wednesday 24 June 2009 12:10

Shit that must have hurt!!! Some people are just way too straightforward!

Comments

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 13:10

Like #11 said, watch your modifiers. Maybe that's why the cute guy hoped somebody sat between you. Because you're a crazy person who talks to the airplane.

platypuscatrat 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 17:04

Yes but the plane replied.

Iwannabetreo 11

Wednesday 24 June 2009 13:14

I dont see why you care. Stop caring what strangers think. You'll feel better ;)

fyourlife33 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 13:39

I doubt a stranger said that if he was about to sit two seats over the whole flight.. Why would he make it that awkward

mattmag 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 22:58

Yeah, I hate it when some random person feels the need to ramble on the entire flight. I've only ever once had someone interesting next to me on a plane.

plexico 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 14:54

It would be funny if a fat, ugly pig (in the OP's judgment) sat between them and the "cute guy" flirted with her and then ended up making out during most of the flight -- the pig's rolls of fat dripping into the OP's space. That would really top it off!

abcdefghiloveyou 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:41

Then the OP finds a dime!

oopsyipooped 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:20

aw too bad :(

Alexgoesfml 3

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:24

You sure he wasn't joking around? Although it's weird to do that to someone you have just met, a lot of people think it's the best way to connect with people.

__blahblah 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:43

I like that the op feels the need to clarify that she asked "out loud." What other way is there to ask?

maggy_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:21

who knows, maybe the guy can read minds xD

Syruphs 17

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:35

woops nvm

philpaint 2

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:48

FYL you must be really ugly!!!

mexicansweetie48 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:51

well that sucks. #20 thats mean u dont know that. what are the chances of you two seeing again?

xirrashunal 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 15:55

May not have meant it in a mean way... may have just been looking for something to respond with and the wrong thing came out of his mouth. Everyone speaks without thinking sometimes and occasionally it comes off as rude even if it isn't meant to be that way. Even if he was being a jerk, I wouldn't worry about it too much.