Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
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EyeCeYu 7

That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.

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muFilter 19

Sad for you, but it's no loss, OP. This is the kind of girl who will nag you into shaving your pubic hair and then laugh in your face for it. Next thing you know you'll be waking up to her boogers on your lip and cold scissors around whatever's still left of your manhood.

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HighasaCloud 46

I love allusions to other FMLs, they always make me laugh. Thanks for cheering me up a bit.

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muFilter 19

Oh yay! Having cheered you up a bit is more than thanks enough. It pretty much makes my night, really. Well, that and this bottle of cognac, but still...

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Jeans14 4

Haha i've definitely been that kind of girl before... it's funny but still mean..

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Azail 15

How in the hell is playing with a guy's emotions funny? If the situation was reversed I doubt you would be saying that

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989898t 3

finally, someone else who's done that. Yeah I get that it's bitchy, but damn. At least we pretend to be interested, give them some hope and shit. It's funny

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pengin 13

A typical dumbass bitch. Sorry about that OP, not all girls are like that--- but plenty are. As you grow up, you tend to (hopefully) figure out the type of girls to stay away from and not waste your time with them... In summary, there are tons of dumb/cruel girls AND guys. Neither gender is inherently better, and there are plenty losers in general lol. You just need to be able to recognize these types of people to not waste your time with.

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goliatron 9

From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely hope she gets sharted on.

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lemonarm 18

c'mon it happens to everybody just a minor setback.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Pretending to be interested in someone and then crushing his feelings because you thought it was "funny" doesn't happen to everyone. I've live in the states, and that has never happened to me.

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