Shy guy

By Big_gulps_huh - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
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RichardPencil 30

In other words, you’d rather deal with a backhoe than a ho?

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Misoranomegami 16

To be fair you've probably been inside one more than the other.

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RichardPencil 30

In other words, you’d rather deal with a backhoe than a ho?

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Dave_Davington 33

I'd wager most men more comfortable operating a million dollar piece of construction equipment that they've never even heard of before than gaining a female's okay to pork her.

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's understandable, I always get nervous around expensive equipments too. Some women are quite a bit more pricey.

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Misoranomegami 16

To be fair you've probably been inside one more than the other.

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EnvyMe33 26

Maybe if you told these women you had a million dollars you wouldn’t have to talk. All you would have to do is lay there and enjoy the intimacy of a gold digger...

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PhantomCrevan 8

Well, the worst the equipment can do is break. The worst a woman can do is break YOU.

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Hippo_Holiday 19

Lemme Guess... You're an American former prisoner with a Master's Degree in engineering. Your wife divorced you for a police chief, you work at Baskin Robbins, and now you're friends with an old man who goes by the name of Hank Pym?

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