Miscellaneous: Silly idiot

Silly idiot

By Heather - 04/03/2010 12:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML

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You deserved it 3 695

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Remodeling

By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 015

You deserved it 13 620

By pukeytimes - 10/04/2015 23:03 - Australia - Leichhardt

Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML

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You deserved it 2 260

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 210

You deserved it 8 402

Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 025

You deserved it 401

By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 272

You deserved it 341

Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 778

You deserved it 547

Housecleaning

By QuestionMyLife - 01/10/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 431

You deserved it 13 447

Freeze

By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Plano

Today, I was at a party and went to the bathroom. The door was tricky to lock, but in my inebriated state I thought I'd managed it. Apparently, I hadn’t. Midway through my business, the door swung open, and in walked a group of people looking for their coats. We just stared at each other in shock until someone finally closed the door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 336

You deserved it 143

By ohshit - 29/03/2011 00:31 - Canada

Today, I was painting my bedroom walls, when I was struck with an uncontrollable bout of diarrhea. I had to watch helplessly from the en-suite bathroom as my 2 year old daughter painted a lovely picture for me, all over my new $500 sofa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 315

You deserved it 8 363

By Anonymous - 12/03/2010 16:55 - United Kingdom

Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 32 166

Sn0w_Bunni 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:03

ydi for having an alcoholic for a roomate an then expecting to have nice things!

lovej4ever 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 20:02

you should have stopped your roommate before he walked out

Comments

Fryrish 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:39

Gotta love how people cry SUE THEM! at the drop of a hat. I doubt they realise how much time and effort goes into taking someone to court, and in this sort of case it's going to be he said she said anyway.

MF12 0

Friday 5 March 2010 0:47

ugh never mind stupid app

xd0rkiee 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:01

YDI. If your housemate is so useless, then why are you still living with him/her? Kick him out, or if it's his place, move out.

canzo378 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:13

take pictures and sue for all the damages

danielleFML 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:36

You can afford to get a new carpet fitted but not live alone? I'm really asking, I have no idea what the costs are. It seems like a YDI but totally sucks.

tisiphone_fml 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:08

I also have to ask why you are providing this person with a home...

DeservedIt 0

Friday 5 March 2010 2:40

If your housemate is useless and alcoholic, why don't you throw her out? YDI And you should ask her to pay instead of complaining here. YDIA (You Deserve It Again).

melysah44 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:28

it's called small claims court. hope u charged a good security deposit too

astro_plastic 0

Friday 5 March 2010 3:58

Seriously? FML "moderated" my Mitch Hedberg quote? This site's politics are for shit.

Sirin_fml 46

Friday 5 March 2010 4:06

You're awfully quick to accuse. It's still there, just temporarily not shown due to a bug in the comments system. For now, try refreshing the page a few times to see if it appears.