Health, Break-ups and Love: Silver linings? - FML

Silver linings?

By blutownie13 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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Top comments

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:55

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

ducklamp 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

in a way....he's right.

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uguysareidiots 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:51

first!!!!

LoganBballin16 0

Friday 2 July 2010 7:52

r u gay? jw

kdbattista 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Sounds Like you're better off.

Crazyjoe33 6

Saturday 26 March 2011 17:15

nice

johobus28 26

Saturday 1 November 2014 17:46

Sounds like OP's a bit of a drama queen

OMGhi2YOU 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

sounds like a good thing to me?

bbpgrs 7

Monday 29 September 2014 20:09

Not If she's already skinny.

uguysareidiots 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

lol taht sucks. and my comment above was moderated before the counter even whent to 0 xD

ducklamp 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

in a way....he's right.

blland 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

so whose life is this *******?

mickatopolis 2

Friday 8 June 2012 2:58

Haha true

ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:55

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

SailorSolaris 43

Thursday 3 May 2018 4:15

Depending on how quickly she lost the weight, it could be a serious problem. Loosing a lot of weight very quickly can cause serious health problems.

ptrek85 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

He is right, but he was being a jerk about it. FYL

TanzWolf 26

Friday 17 October 2014 4:48

Or she was being a bitch, trying to make him feel guilty by putting her stress on him.

Psychofro 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

haha. he's funny. you should get back together with him. because you apparently have no sense of humor. he would balance you out, and you'd have a boyfriend, and now that you're skinnier maybe he wouldn't dump you next time. three birds with one stone? i think yes :D

delfino1604 24

Tuesday 8 September 2015 3:25

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Claine 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:56

Your boyfriend has poor grammar.

gio4467 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:44

GTFO

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