Health, Break-ups and Love: Silver linings? - FML

Silver linings?

By blutownie13 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML

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ZiggyMorrison 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:55

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

ducklamp 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

in a way....he's right.

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brokenrecord07 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:19

You have terrible grammar. You need to learn the difference between your and you're.

AreYouSure_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:23

What's so bad about this? You lost weight, he found his witty side, and everyone goes home happy. Well except you for being pwned, and him for failing in grammar. So really, you got nothing to complain about.

therocket_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:24

LOL!!!! AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Ngood7 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:28

Maybe you shouldn't have tried to guilt-trip him. One of the many reasons I dislike other girls.

Boob_fml 6

Friday 10 April 2009 5:28

Kudos to number 7.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:38

#60, you cant even spell FOR. not FOOR, you idiot. and OP you shouldnt have guilt tripped him, it would have went smoother. but why are you talking to your exes anyway if you had a bad break up? YDI/FYL

derfboy23 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:39

Hopefully he said "you're welcome". "Your welcome" makes him sound like a dumbass... Oh wait...

beccaisonnn 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:43

uh, id so be thanking him!!!

phreshrice 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:53

FYL. i'd be pissed too.

Amkii 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:59

LOL @ #10! Win.

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