Silver linings?

By blutownie13 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my ex-boyfriend I lost 20lbs due to the stress of the break up. His response was, "You're welcome." FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 932
You deserved it 28 208

Top comments

ZiggyMorrison 0

YDI trying to make him feel bad of course your gonna get a witty ass comment like that

Comments

lolzorspoop 0

How are people saying "hes an asshole" he just made a joke and this whinny bitch complains about it, if she had a sense of humor, and wasn't such a bitch he wouldn't have broken up with her. If shes whining to him, what do u expect him to say... and #67 shut up, your a pussy. Clearly if her boy friend dumped her she is a bitch and deserves to go through shit, and if she dumped him, well then why is she feeling so damn sorry for herself.

hey if your that upset then eat something an move on find a new man leave him alone

Jesus you people are assholes. Stop telling her that losing weight is a good thing, not everybody is FAT and needs to lose it. Some people actually need to GAIN that weight. It seems to me a few fatties are just jealous..

LLsuperfly 0

I'm not going to go through all the comments to see if anyone's pointed this out yet... but... YOU'RE not your basic grammar... when composing a sentence, use you're when you are trying to say YOU ARE... how can this be so confusing when it is so simple?

#80: because this is an internet site and not school. Nobody gives a flying horse boner.

@ 82 - She was most likely talking to him in person or on the phone. And when talking your & you're sound the exact same. So basically it's a fail @ the OP for having bad grammar.

mini_munny 0

Okay... well I'm underweight (still am since I have trouble gaining weight) but I lost 15lbs when I was with my ex. So you can't call me out on being jealous of her or what not. Still I say the OP deserves it. She went about it all wrong, especially if she was trying to get a nice response outta him. You shouldn't make your ex pity you, you should make him regret breaking up with you. And instead of telling him you lost 20lbs cause of him, you should have showed it off. Make him think he gave up something good and have him realize that it's too late to want you back. It's all about playing the situation in your favor.

meddude 0

YDI because you expected your ex to feel bad for you. FYL because your ex can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're".