Silver linings

By Butt Hurt - 10/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I woke up with a big and very painful pimple on the inside of my butt cheek. Because of my Crohn's disease decided to flare up at the same time, my 3 trips to the bathroom at work were only tolerable because I didn't have to deal with rude customers yelling at me for situations I have no control over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 372
You deserved it 66

Same thing different taste

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I don't like the phrasing. It would have been funnier if you said: "Today I woke up with a painful pimple on the inside of my butt cheek. My Crohn's Disease is also flaring up meaning frequent intensely painful visits to the bathroom. And even that is a welcome break from the hell of interacting with the asshole customers at my retail job."

if you have Crohn's disease that is probably not a pimple most likely an abscess.

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I don't like the phrasing. It would have been funnier if you said: "Today I woke up with a painful pimple on the inside of my butt cheek. My Crohn's Disease is also flaring up meaning frequent intensely painful visits to the bathroom. And even that is a welcome break from the hell of interacting with the asshole customers at my retail job."

if you have Crohn's disease that is probably not a pimple most likely an abscess.