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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By hatemyluck - 10/09/2012 02:12 - United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00

Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML

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By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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You deserved it 92 027

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By DusterOverBits - 23/09/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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By apparentlyugly - 26/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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Shadow_vamp_503 2

Monday 2 November 2009 9:01

I hate to say this, but you deserve it. If you're going to have something that inappropriate as your screensaver, you're going to have to deal with the bad reactions.

GJMO 0

Monday 2 November 2009 9:30

maybe you meant f her life U are not the one who has been exposed. My hubby just took the pic of my cleavage off his blackberries, as I told him more people see it then he thinks. It has been his pic for weeks. He thought I was wrong. Today he came home from work today to tell me lots of co workers asked about our dog, his new picture. Ha Hhaaa

Comments

FlakX 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:42

Pics or it didn't happen

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Monday 2 November 2009 18:07

I second this.

Joeboy777 0

Monday 2 November 2009 17:37

and why did you bring ur computer to church?

plutosaplanet 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:40

he was DJing...pay attention

save_me_08 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:01

At least your girlfriend isn't like...the priest's daughter

tko 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:41

...or is she?? XD lol THAT would be hilarious

Grangoire 0

Monday 2 November 2009 18:07

YDI Besides, screensavers are pointless nowadays with CRTs being exceedingly rare & LCDs not being susceptible to burn-in.

Lisa89 3

Monday 2 November 2009 18:14

Yeh it's kind of a YDI. you shouldn't have them as your screensvaer anyway.

allie2590 31

Monday 2 November 2009 18:50

Hahahaha perfect thing to happen at a church event.

Major_General 10

Monday 2 November 2009 19:26

You didn't do too well in school did you. Of course, Sense, Common, 101 isn't a class is it.

Kelishas 9

Monday 2 November 2009 19:28

YDI. Not really professional to have those photos somewhere they'll pop up in front of people you're working for..

lokik21 0

Monday 2 November 2009 19:44

YDI for not using CD's or an iPod I work as a DJ's assistant and I know people find DJ's unprofessional if they use a computer CD's are preferred but iPods are fine too YDI 100%

esushi 0

Monday 2 November 2009 20:45

Um, computers are infinitely more professional than an iPod. If they wanted someone to work an iPod, they would have gotten some 12-year-old to do it.