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By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 18:01

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML

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You deserved it 84

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 12:00 - Australia - Cairns

Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML

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You deserved it 179

By lebowski101 - 03/11/2011 01:45 - Canada

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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You deserved it 5 018

By Anonymous - 22/06/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 3 937

By Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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By Sonic - 29/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss left a lovely invitation to her wedding on my desk. I plan on resigning during our meeting later today. FML

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You deserved it 254

By Unwanted - 02/08/2012 06:50 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML

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You deserved it 34 839

The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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You deserved it 439

By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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You deserved it 163

amoyer0418 1

Monday 31 January 2011 16:14

wow... I'd throw him out

sugarcoated 1

Monday 31 January 2011 16:21

Wow, he might actually be the biggest jackass in the whole world. Way to ruin the best day of your life. I'd say punch him, not just throw him out.

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Mauskau 35

Monday 31 January 2011 17:39

"because he thought I would too happy" lololol

duan 2

Monday 31 January 2011 17:41

this is something that would happen in the office lol

furburger 0

Monday 31 January 2011 17:42

You should have said, "Not a big deal, boss. Thanks for considering my feelings. Party it up!" Meanwhile, since all your co-workers and boss are there, have a couple buddies go on a shopping spree at your old work. Consider it your severance package.

Destroymankind 0

Monday 31 January 2011 18:31

Wow, what jerk, plenty of other job's out there.

betty66 3

Monday 31 January 2011 20:49

#18, no not really, it's actually pretty tough to find a job now and yeah sorry, you're boss is a real jackass

fluffbunny 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 0:10

not really. I can find a job in about 5 minutes. it may not be a job I'd like but it'd help with the income. many people say it's impossible to find a job but "job" must mean being the head honcho. you must start from somewhere so go scrub some toilets!

_Vamp_ 9

Monday 31 January 2011 19:34

Now that's good logic!

Shinygirlnz 1

Monday 31 January 2011 20:51

Gah, that's horrible... um... but I've heard some pretty far out lawsuits happen in the states, can you sue him for ruining what was meant to be the best day of your life? Like the pain and suffering caused? I dunno... good luck OP. I'm sure you'll find another job.