Size Queen

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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crymore007 11

do you shave? she mightve thought it was a chia pet

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revenioDK 0

lol, my GF would do something like that to me for fun. Dont see the FML in this...

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bubblekitty 1

She needs to make a wish. She needs a gold fish and a genie.

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mrahhhhh 21

You should water her boobs and say that you're trying to grow some bigger melons.

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mrahhhhh 21

It doesn't matter if they're big or not. As long as he implies they're small, she'll believe it. Like with watering his penis (people are funny that way).

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cymruambyth 0

lol. she just completely owned you with that!

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clemcool_fml 0

and then you both dissolved into giggles and kept fooling around right? oh no, wait, you posted an FML. geez, trying growing a sense of humor instead.

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DarkKnyte 0

She was setting you up for teh secks and you see it as an FML? Should be a FYGF moment. Cuz you should be ******* your GF instead of posting here. :|

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CaptainPickles72 18

She probably thought it would feel good to you and make you hard.

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