Size Queen

By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
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Same thing different taste

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EmDizzle2007 28

I wouldn't be too mad. she's already had it, so why trip?

I’m guessing she meant “make it grow” like an erection....

uniformed 13
prettylamemyguy 7

i'm so glad my boyfriend has a sense of humor because i am totally guilty of doing this. 😂

Maybe she meant "make it grow" as in get erect? Unless it was already erect, in which case, sorry dude... but who knows, she could have been watching **** or something with fake dicks and forgotten what a real one looks like. Trying to give everyone the benefit of the doubt here.