Embarrassing and Love: Skids

Skids

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff

Today, I walked into my house with a couple of friends and I saw my girlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly asked her if she had time to do a load of mine as well. She scoffed and said, "Yeah babe, I'll gladly do your laundry… The same day you learn to wipe properly." FML

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By NewTenant - 20/06/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By Pepe - 16/11/2008 05:54 - France

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

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Never enough

By Anonymous - 13/08/2022 06:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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**** you, Susan

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 10:00

Today, I washed all the dishes that had been piling in the sink over the week, and set them in the drying rack before I left for school. I came home to see that my dad’s girlfriend had put them back into the sink, along with her dirty dishes. She told me to re-wash them. Why? “They didn’t smell clean.” FML

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Lint kills

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 00:00

Today, after I was away for a couple of days, my wife told me she’s been doing laundry while I was gone. I'd reminded her to clean out the lint catcher because it might catch fire. I came home to a new dryer and a smoke damaged house. FML

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By jacquelle - 25/02/2010 18:12 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML

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ilovemsminaj 13

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:08

Maybe you should listen to her

GuyNoOneKnows 13

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:08

Well...learn to wipe and you will never have to do your laundry again

Comments

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:52

assuming she wasn't making a joke, did you expect anyone to feel bad for you?

Ihavegas 22

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:54

your girl is awesome

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:54

skid marks?

evanobrien 14

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:56

ydi, toddlers learn how to wipe...

Cortier1992 6

Thursday 13 February 2014 18:57

Nasty ass.

beaverteaser 16

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:06

shes not dealing with your shit i see

suri23 11

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:18

Ooh snap!

esfox83 17

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:32

You're a sicko

SabrinaK1 12

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:32

Damn she got you bad lol

odod777 28

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:38

Wipe your ass after taking a dump, and your girlfriend is a bitch for saying it in front of your friends. Sorry OP.

UsagiArwen 23

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:43

Maybe if Op hadn't "jokingly" asked her to do his laundry while in front of his friends, she wouldn't have retorted something back to deflate his ego. Just saying.