Slapstick manners

By jake - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell over. FML
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Olovio 5

Aaaaw! She's fallinf for you :D

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flockz 19

boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!" boy: "because your face is really ****** up" girl: "......"

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hotpinkpepsi 6

aaaaaaw at least she knows you were trying to be a gentlemen

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ronnieboo 0

Y da **** wud u pull da chair out dat far? ****** moron... Hate bitch ass like you!!

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pyrogirl6622 0

Wow no wonder by a gentleman went out of style too many woman said stop before you end up killing me! Lol

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thiscrazything 1

Haha, that's very funny, but I hope she is ok. Don't give up trying to do nice things.

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HarrietPotter239 0

Are you Alex Turner? She would have understood if you are.

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HarrietPotter239 0

If you don't get it then look up the discography of Arctic Monkeys.

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