Slapstick manners

By jake - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were on a romantic dinner for two, I tried pulling out the chair for her. She fell over. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 610
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Top comments

Olovio 5
flockz 19

boy: "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" girl: "AWWWW thats so sweeet!!!" boy: "because your face is really ****** up" girl: "......"

Comments

Christianrules 1

I would have blamed it on her instantly

awww well at least u did try, u dnt really get that much now dayys bt still ii wuda laughd' mao!!!!

briaa23 4

aha thats a classic i did that yesterday to my friend in class it was so funny i almost peed my pants laughing so hard XD

Havina bruised ass is always romantic (sarcasm for people who can't understand jokes)

She has fallin for u! Nice girlfriend! And anyway tht kinda sucks

Atleast you were trying to be nice. Hopefully she wasn't mad and realized you were trying to be nice!