Sliced and diced

By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.

You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.

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A sharp tool is a safe tool, but NOTHING is idiot-proof.

FYLDeep 25

So the knifes were sharp after all. Where's the FML?

That she didn't know they were sharp and, therefore, sliced her hand.

FYLDeep 25

No the OP is from the UK. That's perfectly normal over there.

YDI, not least for confirming the myth that all brummies are thick as pigshit

haha @8 I'd be scared of vamps more then sharks

'Laughably dull'... That's how you entertain your friends? Showing them how useless your knives are? At least you hurt yourself and gave them some real entertainment.

And your dad just stood there and watched you do that?

Where does it say anything about her dad being in the room? She most likely found out that he sharpened them when her dad asked about the gash in her hand. And no she wouldn't have figured it out herself after slicing her hand open, OP has already proven to be too dull for that.

one of the reasons why dull knives are MORE dangerous than sharp ones... since you are more likely to play with them like toys and do stupid shit with them because if they aren't sharp, they aren't dangerous, right? wrong....YDI

Its like one of those movies where a badass purposefully cuts his palm... you should have made a blood pact with your friend.