Sliced and diced

By ShowOff - 11/03/2010 08:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 195
You deserved it 53 558

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Duh, you can cut yourself with a dull knife as well. YDI.

You should have demonstrated on your neck instead of your palm. Perhaps then the punishment for your stupidity would have been more suitable.

Comments

Oh wow. I did the exact same thing one time!

_THE_MASTER_ 0

YDI you're a complete moron. Please for the love of god go back to your kitchen RIGHT NOW and find the biggest knife in the knife block and try that little trick again, only this time, go up the inside of both your forearms. Either that or please make sure that it will be otherwise impossible for you to breed, because, let's face it, you're an idiot and we cannot have more little idiots running around out there making the human race look any more ridiculous than it already is.

tboudre 0

ydi because that is the wrong way to test a blade. feel across the blade, not up

you're seriously just fucken stupid hahaha ydi

The ingorance of some people is unbelievable. It isn't only emos that self harm, nor do all emos do it. That's just harsh generalisation. Admittedly, I have known a small batch of people thta have done it for attention and that just sucks cause some people do actually find that it helps them. I'm not gonna explain any more cause I'll just sound lke a stroppy dick xD I cant really decided whether it's an fyl or ydi xD I mean, how was he to know it was recently sharpened? Meh. Ydi I guess.

This is one of the few FML's that actually made me laugh. Fav'd.

wow, why would u even try ta do that? emo or something? obviously!!!

CoolChik 5

Idiot But funny, very funny I did something like this once except instead of a knife, it was a Wii remote, and instead of showing how sharp it was, I was showing how good I was at the game. Then when trying to show off, I got too crazy and hit my dog in the head. Okay, so it's nothing like that. =]

Flour_fml 0

The knives at my house are so dull that I went to a friends house and not only cut through my piece of bread, but also my finger. I feel ya, OP.