Embarrassing, Dogs, Photography and Intimacy: Slippin' up - FML

Slippin' up

By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy

Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Spicy

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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You deserved it 3 013

By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 711

You deserved it 65 431

By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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You deserved it 53 650

Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

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Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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You deserved it 163

Sorry father…

By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 693

You deserved it 44 032

By Whipped Cream - 24/11/2012 05:38 - United States - Charlotte

Spicy

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

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You deserved it 49 713

By thefuckedupbunny - 18/08/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML

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You deserved it 898

Open your eyes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

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Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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You deserved it 401

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Spicy

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 376

You deserved it 5 179

Smash face

By Tori - 29/10/2021 11:01

Spicy

Today, I remembered to show some customers at work photos of my cat that I had taken recently, and they love my "flat face" cat. All good, until I scrolled to a whole body nude I had taken to send to my boyfriend. I showed it to an entire family during my breakfast rush. FML

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You deserved it 2 049

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Top comments

safaeita 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 12:26

Your father's life sucks

Capt_Oblivious 10

Saturday 15 March 2014 12:24

Nip slip

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Mortoli 30

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:42

At least you didn't post on Facebook for all to see. Just hope your dad isn't the joking type that goes too far.. Lol

BethGaskarthh 9

Sunday 16 March 2014 10:55

Maybe next time don't tan naked! Haha

chriisteex 10

Sunday 16 March 2014 11:54

I wish I could tan nude in my backyard.. That sounds extremely convenient. But my grandparents live with me so I guess that's not going to happen

syed121417 22

Sunday 16 March 2014 17:51

I'm sorry but YDI for tanning nude outside.

charlotte69er 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 23:15

This would be np if u were a guy.

robj118 10

Monday 17 March 2014 0:33

You took a picture of the dog laying in the grass? He's never seen the dog lay in the backyard before? You probably take pictures of your food and post it to Facebook too?

renyftw 3

Monday 17 March 2014 4:27

Well atleast its your dad, not Facebook or something like that, am I right? Bit that still sucks

madwolf 3

Tuesday 18 March 2014 5:12

How big are your **** usually when I'm naked and don't wanna be in the picture I point the camera away from myself

bubblitious 2

Tuesday 18 March 2014 20:28

"It was my finger tip dad"

Leki_0609 11

Thursday 20 March 2014 19:48

Pic or it didnt happen.

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Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML

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You deserved it 260

Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML

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Today, I found my "lost" bicycle in my best friend's garage. I've been having to catch two buses to get to work for the past few months. FML

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You deserved it 3 042

Today, I was in an elevator with my family and a family I didn't know. I was about to press the number when somebody came up behind me. I thought it was my brother trying to press the number first, so I aggressivly pushed him out of the way. Turns out it was the other family's ten year old son. FML

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Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

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Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML

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