Love and Sex: Slutshaming is not OK

Slutshaming is not OK

By musik_ist_liebe - 21/03/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, my 13 year-old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

Eresbel 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

Comments

iamphlybry 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

LOL @ #2. yeah, you are a ****.

Mankbeast 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 21:42

in the beginnins i thought you were talking about baseball

Jordn_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:03

Lets see, so you got fingered/gave head without getting felt up or making out with anyone. So either you ARE a ****, you lack self respect, or you got taken advantage of (aka raped... which is quite unfortunate, and I am sorry if that is the case =( ).

henasraf 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:11

So, you've been fingered/gave a bj/been fingered/got a bj, but you never kissed? Kinda off (and yes, slutty), if you ask me.

Ivy_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:15

hahaha ok that's not a good thing, but your not a ****. I actually know lots of people who have done the same thing...not knowing it wasn't normal. :P doesn't mean your a ****, but maybe you should slow urself down before you do something you regret.

XtremeDCF 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:15

third base is *******. your a ****. you fail at life. must be a blonde thing

NicoleIAm 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 3:44

What does being blonde have anything to do with it?

kods 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:37

wow. its one thing to be with that person and have hit 1st & 2nd base with that person, but to go RIGHT to 3rd...****

calmthefuck_down 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:00

ahahahahahahaha #2 and #8 :D

kellster 2

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:02

Well... if you skipped straight to oral without even kissing your partner or touching him through his clothes, etc., then I'd say your family's right! Who does that??