Love and Sex: Slutshaming is not OK

Slutshaming is not OK

By musik_ist_liebe - 21/03/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, my 13 year-old sister had to explain the bases to me. Turns out, I have skipped first and second base and gone straight to third, without even realizing it. What makes it worse is that she told my mother, and now my whole family thinks I'm a slut. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By toomanypills - 26/03/2022 17:00 - United States - Easton

Today, I'm in 12th grade and came home from school to find out my mother had someone over to have sex while I was at school. She's not had sex my whole life, so the uncomfortable feeling it gave me is different than anything I've felt before. She's been single by the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2022 04:00

Today, my half-sister lied and told my mom I got a girl at school pregnant. My mom is unreasonable at the best of times, but after a full hour trying to get me to name this nonexistent girl, she's calling every parent from school to check if their daughters are hiding a secret pregnancy. FML

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The book of revelations

By JSeth - 04/07/2009 16:52 - Canada

Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML

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By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

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Signposting

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia

Today, I walked in on my 13-year-old sister cutting her pubic hair with scissors. After a long talk about what on earth she was doing, she confessed to doing it so her boyfriend could find her clitoris. FML

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mudkipsan 19

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

So you've been fingered but are still waiting for your first kiss? Don't fall asleep on the city bus again.

Eresbel 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:10

How could you skip first (which is generally making out, I believe) and second (feeling up, maybe a little below the waist action, but not oral) and go straight to third base (below the waist/oral)? I honestly don't understand.

Comments

F_Your_Lives 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:30

How do you not realize you sucked a dick or got fingered but didn't kiss someone? Your right, F*** Your Life.

graciegirl 0

Monday 23 March 2009 4:51

hahaha i love you #8

Jokermon 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:14

ROFLMAO, i didnt get it b4, but #1, #2 & #8 have cleared my confusion

MonkeySpeaks 4

Monday 23 March 2009 18:12

lol if you are still using "the bases" to describe where you've been with another person, you're probably too young to really know what you are doing anyway. And really who "fingers." To all the guys out there... shoving a finger back and forth down there is NOT pleasurable. If women wanted that we wouldn't need men. Please. Stop beating women down there with your finger... its just awkward.

wickedgrl13 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:23

Lmao @ #78 XD

F_Your_Lives 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:17

HAHA #93 you've clearly had bad experiences with guys who don't know their way down there if their lives depended on it. I can make my girlfriend practically cum with just two fingers cause I know what I'm doing, every girl has a spot and clearly someone hasn't found yours. Ha sorry to ya

lets0wnya 4

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:11

i feel sorry for you but... with my gf i kinda went 2 2 2 2 3 2 1 2 2 1 3 2 2 3 home... its not always in order... i consider the bases to be kissing, making out, feeling, sex. someone else correct me if im wrong, is first making out than feeling than oral than sex?

Curcolio_fml 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:57

Aleklyon, j'en suis à peu près au même point que toi, j'ai vraiment cru au baseball à la base. Even more confusing when they can't agree on what those bases are. But, that system is.. ahem.. stupid ? It reminds me of an ad, Aleklyon might know : "Les chaussettes. Toujours la gauche en premier, toujours." XD For all those who don't have the luck to be French (just joking, kay ?), it's a stupid ad for water with a famous soccer player putting his sock always left foot first, then the right, then he drinks water. It not, he can't play the match. Why would you have to go through a scheme like that ? Do what you feel like, and be merry. They don't even know what a **** is. And I think that girls that keep tracks about that "bases" thing and talk about sex with their friends all day long ARE the *****. Not OP.

nuga 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:10

This FML doesn't make sense... But I must give props to #26 and second the opinion that you should date someone who respects you and not just some ass who uses you for your body.