Small talk fail

By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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newburton13 26

Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.

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zingline89 18

Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...

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dancinwookie 21

"I'm a full-on rapist" -Charlie "Are you trying to say you're a philanthropist?" -Charlie's date It's Always Sunny!

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dr_snow_bear 29

Thank god you don't work part time as KFC.

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Strangemixie 8

Best job ever. They'd be blessed to date an expert ;)

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eneecole 0

My god you all are retarded. Those of you proclaiming "you're a gynecologist and you get nervous around women", OP clearly says he JOKINGLY tried to say he was a gynecologist. Learn to read properly you illiterate asshats.

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ropeh 3

Are you trying to say that he was joking about being a gynecologist? Because I'm pretty sure he was trying to make a joke out of his being a gynecologist. Not trying to pretend (jokingly) that he was one.

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onorexveritas 23

that's not awkward

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Satoaoi 13

how does one blurt something disgusting like that out

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Slavgaard 16

Could have said 'Cave explorer'

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jdime209 2

This is a FAiL. Lol

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