Small talk fail

By notapervert - 28/02/2013 07:57 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML
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newburton13 26

Well...considering the sex stories on this website, you are someone's dream.

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zingline89 18

Yeah I accidentally blurted out the same thing once on a date. Except I was an accountant at the time so the mistake wasn't as easily explainable...

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whY402Jay 12

One of the most epic ways to describe that occupation i've ever read.

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perdix 29

You penetrate ******* all day for a living and yet you crack up in the presence of a fully-dressed woman? I'm confused. Is your next date going to have to put her feet up in the stirrups before you can maintain your composure with her?

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Elle_ShellBelle 15

Idk why perdix but something about your comments kinda turn me on. I wish you lived in Seattle and were single

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skyeyez9 24

A good friend of mine is a gynecologist/obgyn. Imo, its a stressful job vs other physician specialties. You have a higher risk of being sued because parents blame you for their child's birth issues that are out of your hands. He was even sued 5 yrs later because the idiot parents blamed him delivering their baby caused their son to be autistic. Another mom who drank like a fish blamed him for birthing a son with fetal alcohol syndrome.

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SakataGintoki 9

Hard to imagine people are just that ******* stupid, too bad it's sadly true.

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perdix 29

#14, OB/Gyns can get sued up to 18 years after a kid is born, but they have insurance for that. The take-away message for the kids is: **** studying medicine, go into the insurance racket!

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tygerarmy 35

Hopefully you at least took her out to a nice restaurant, one where the food was finger-licking-good.

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zingline89 18

At least you're not a proctologist Girl: So what are you passionate about? Guy: Sticking my finger in guys' butts.

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lcd42 7

Compliments on the... honesty. I guess. :-) If she was able to take the nervous joke, I'd say you found a keeper!!

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bachooka 5

I find it very ironic that you spend your day elbow deep in pussy, yet have difficulty getting a date.

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RedPillSucks 31

He really enjoys his work.

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perdix 29

#20, a woman goes to the gynecologist and as he examines her, he says, "My, you have a large ******! My, you have a large ******!" She said, "You didn't need to say it twice." He replied, "I didn't."

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wjh100 13

heard it 100 times bro get with the quota you're slacking

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perdix 29

#67, hey, it's an old joke, but if people hadn't heard it, I think they'd like it. I'm all about service. At this point, 22 more people liked it than didn't.

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SillyGirl4602 23

67- no need to be a jerk about it. I never heard the joke before and I thought it was funny.

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YodasTwinSister 11

Stand back world, I think #24 is trying to communicate with us. Let me see if I can decode his words. ........... *brain explodes*

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EpicSquishii 21

27- Rude. 24- Dumb. Whatever number I am- Hypocrite

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crudeandrudeguy 29

I just MUST say your profile almost made me die laughing. Excellent work.

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HeartOfLead 24

Quite the creeper there, 72! P.S. I am also a hypocrite.

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