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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 17:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were at a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

That isn't that bad. Atleast he wasn't making you pay :)

be glad someone spent $100 on a first date for you, when it's just a dinner.

Comments

You're an ungrateful bitch, I wonder why the last one broke up with you.

Decodedman 1

"Today, I went on a first date with a girl. Things were going well, then she took me back to her place, and she gave me an amazing *******. Then I noticed she is blind in one eye. FML" ...that's kind of the equivalent.

Maybe he was american or something? Either way, WOW you're an ungrateful ****! He pays for you, shows you a nice time etc and you're bitching because he couldn't do that math? Alright its simple but way to be a bitch!

cheeksMcgeeks 3

"Maybe he was American...." Or maybe he just didn't know what 15% of 100 was. I agree with the rest of this though.

Jesus, why are people being so critical of OP? There is nothing wrong with wanting to meet someone on your own intellectual level, relationships seldom work when one person is much less intelligent than the other. It's an FML because her date sounds like a really nice guy, which must have made it all the more disappointing for her when she found out he's not very bright and that a relationship is therefore unlikely to work. If you can't see that then you should probably date the nice-but-dim guy yourselves. Except given how judgemental you're all being, you don't fit the "nice" bit.

fthku 13

Funny you should say everyone here are being judgmental, when your views are Bad at math= Dumb person. Being bad at math, or if the FML is actually real, being HORRIBLY bad at math, has nothing to say about the person. A lot of artistic people can barely do any basic math. That would be because their right hemisphere of the brain is more dominant, the "artistic" side, rather than the left "logical" side. My brother is completely mathematically-retarded, and I do mean very basic things such as in this story and worse. He is also VERY intelligent, and one of the best artists (he draws) you'll ever see. He's also horribly bad at it because he never liked it (to say the least), and so never bothered to listen in class or study for it. Last I checked, unless you're a genius, if you don't ever actually study math, you can't just know it beyond simple putting 2 and 2 together. My point being, you can't judge a person's intelligence based on things such as this.

You’re right, it’s not possible to gauge a person’s overall intelligence based on one area. I’m sorry if I caused offence. There are actually 7 types of intelligence: linguistic, logical/mathematical, bodily/kinaesthetic, spatial, musical, interpersonal and intrapersonal. Clearly the guy in question isn’t strong on the logical/mathematical side. Sadly I suspect that most people who can’t calculate 15% of 100 don’t have the strengths your brother has, so I guess that’s where judgement has to come in when choosing a partner. I suspect that if the guy had shown evidence of other types of intelligence, OP might not have been so bothered about the maths – but I wasn’t there, so I don't know. My comment was aimed more at the people who seem to think that buying dinner for a woman should be enough to make it a successful date, even if there are fundamental things about the guy that put her off (be it lack of physical attraction, lack of shared interests, lack of intellectual compatibility etc.). Some guys seem to think that if they pay then you're somehow obliged to find them attractive.

fthku 13

I see. I don't agree with that either, but I suppose it's kind of the first reaction isn't it? When you are in a disagreement with someone, but he is extremely nice to you, it makes it harder to be really angry at him doesn't it? :) But of course, I agree it shouldn't matter as much as people make it on the comments.

So why complain. Maybe your so hot his brains hard already moved down to his ...

I'm horrible at math but I'm still a good person

fml2011z 0

Boohoohoo! I suck at math but that don't make stupid. If i take a girl out for the first time and paid $100 bucks and she gets pissy that i couldnt figure 15% gratuity id up and leave the bill for her dumb bitch ass and give her a real reason to be pissed.