Kids, Neighbours and Drugs: Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em

By Dumbweed - 28/08/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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You deserved it 67 735

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By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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By Mellamononeyobiz - 13/01/2016 02:10 - United States - Hooper

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 629

By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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You deserved it 2 638

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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You deserved it 352

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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You deserved it 14 070

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my parents that I'm a smoker. My mother started crying, and said she worried I was gay, but this is almost as bad. That lead on to part two of my confession. FML

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You deserved it 724

Check yourself

By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 23:54 - United States

Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 523

You deserved it 3 870

By EgoMoose - 28/12/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 434

You deserved it 5 793

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 123

You deserved it 3 083

senior_dingdong 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:26

and thats why you NEVER ASSUME damn teens today just give her a joint and tell her to calm the hell down

mtt9 0

Friday 28 August 2009 12:49

nice neighbourhood.

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jumperdreams 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:12

karmas a bitch aint it? thats wat you get for being a pot head

Bullshet 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:12

So you did something you obviously weren't supposed to do and you got caught. That's life. Deal with the fact that YDI

live_it_up_123 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:24

#122, Smoke a joint. then you will realized the "potheads" point of view.

youEQUALtosser 0

Friday 28 August 2009 22:29

I wish potheads would just shut the hell up sometimes. And YDI, for smoking (anything) and telling your mother about it.

StealthStorm67 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:44

just because someone smokes a blunt every now and again does't make them a pot-head. I get good grades, I have lots of friends, Christian, I volunteer for school and church, and I tutor younger kids. I smoke a blunt with friends, MAYBE twice a month. Your stereotypical vision of a "pot-head" as a retarded drug-dealing loser with no future is niave. I use it to relieve stress and to subdue migraines I get due to low levels of Seratonin. As an alternative to cramming down loads of pills to kill my liver, and get addicted to. Weed isnt addictive, alcohol, pills, and hard drugs are. Just because it's illegal doesn't mean its immoral.

youEQUALtosser 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:47

When did I say anything about any of that? And considering he believed the house smelled like marijuana (why else would he confess?) leads me to believe that he did it more than "twice a month." So before you start going off on a rant which I don't care about, calm the hell down.

StealthStorm67 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:35

For insinuating that because someone has smoked pot before, they're automatically a "pot-head"

youEQUALtosser 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:10

You obviously didn't read the other 500 comments about "tell her to chill out and smoke a joint" and stupid shit like that. That's what I was referring to. FFS.