Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 628
You deserved it 73 909

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Millybug 0

That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.

YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.

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DarkMirror 0

And you wonder why you're not allowed to smoke...hmmm...

perfectwinds 0

YDI for smoking on your parents property and disrespecting their rules. I'm with everyone else on that. If you want to smoke and not get caught why don't you drive somewhere and do it? How did you think you were gonna get away with it anyway? Where do you USUALLY put your butts? In the neighbors yard? Douchebag. The world isn't your butt trash can, but obviously you smoke so you don't regard how anybody else feels about it. I hate when I'm walking into a building with my 3 month old and I smell cigarettes knowing that that's what my son is inhaling. Talk about polluting the air. 45- He was causing MORE stress to himself trying to do it while his parents were away. There are also a lot better ways of relieving stress than something that's going to kill you early anyway. Yes, we all die but it doesn't have to be 20 years before we should. Secondhand smoke is worse for you than smoking period. Why do you think that they banned smoking at many bars, clubs, etc? Hmm? Dumbass. You want to poison yourself with rat poison, do it to your own lungs NOT mine. I don't want to SMELL your disgusting habit or want it anywhere NEAR me.

limeade 0

YDI for thinking you can keep the fact that you smoke from your parents. It's really obvious. @22- I have a problem with people who smoke, doing something to their own body, because they hurt other people. Secondhand smoke is the reason many bars and restaurants don't permit smoking, because other patrons and staff were at huge risk for smoke related diseases. Not to mention, if you smoke, you WILL probably get a bad disease or die from cancer, so you will hurt your family when you die, like my pappy did. So stfu, you're not just harming yourself by smoking. There is absolutely zero reason to smoke.

Honestly, I don't smoke and I don't support smoking; however, there is no need to call people who smoke "losers". Yes, it does harm their body, but many successful people have smoked at least once in their lifetime. Stop making judgements about people who you do not know at all.

waxstigmata 0

here's a thought, go somewhere else to smoke and dispose of the butt properly so you don't start a fire. if you don't have a car, use a bike, if you don't have a bike, we were born with these things called legs, you might want to use them. you live in your parents house, follow their rules, and if youre underage, you shouldn't be doing that in the first place! YDI

Juts be thankful that I am not that neighbor. I'd burn your damn house down.

I find it funny how just about everyone here hates smoking, but then runs to the rescue of someone who plays magic cards (referencing another FML). I personally find magic a child's game and a waste of time, but you don't see me bitching about it, do you? Ever heard the phrase, to each his own? Either way, the dude still deserved it, shoulda put it out before doing that

MiSzOhSoFr3Sh 0

Oh man . thatS aLL i Can hOneStLy say. =/

Today, I was in my backyard when my neighbours' bratty kid threw a lit cigarette into my hair. FML.

AHAHHAHAHA! this happened to me once/