Love: Smooth gym bro

Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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By ZeroLuck - 16/08/2013 02:32 - United States - Miami

Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML

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By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

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You deserved it 26 499

Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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You deserved it 410

By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - 03/01/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML

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You deserved it 6 396

Routine

By notsosexygirl - 21/02/2009 09:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

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You deserved it 68 636

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 40 499

By Roxy19 - 22/01/2013 06:50 - United States - San Diego

Today, while at the gym, my boyfriend wouldn't stop texting me. I was confident enough to text while on the treadmill. Bad idea: I hit myself on the bar and tripped in front of everyone. FML

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You deserved it 39 518

No pain, no gain

By Ouch - 21/06/2013 03:06 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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You deserved it 7 249

No control over my limbs

By Anonymous - 09/04/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I tripped on the treadmill. Not only did I fall off the machine, I also managed to knock over two other people's water bottles and send them flying across the room. FML

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You deserved it 186

Deez nuts

By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan

Today, I got on a treadmill for the first time. I was running at a very high speed. I needed a break but didn't know how to get off. I decided to just let the machine take me to the edge so I could get off. I was thrown off the treadmill and landed with my happy sacks crashing into a dumbbell. FML

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You deserved it 42 564

Roguedork19 8

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

This would be the perfect time to use one of those cheesy "I just fell for you" pickup lines ;)

misspulkadot24 17

Monday 7 January 2013 9:12

Perhaps she can kiss your boo boos?

Comments

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 7 January 2013 9:28

Did her boyfriend then come over and threaten to beat you senseless if he ever saw you again?

insaneDONUTZ 15

Monday 7 January 2013 9:30

that sounds rather embarrassing

iOceanus 18

Monday 7 January 2013 10:05

You don't say? :D I thought busting your ass on a treadmill was something to be proud of, but my bad, I guess.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 7 January 2013 11:30

Actually he busted his knee and arm, not his ass ;)

_streets_ 19

Monday 7 January 2013 9:34

Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

buckdharma 37

Monday 7 January 2013 9:38

The girl had to of been impressed, but what can you possibly do for an encore?

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 7 January 2013 9:48

Look at it like this, if she's still calling you, texting you, seeing you in person then your not in the "Friend Zone"

queeennnale 18

Monday 7 January 2013 15:00

That had nothing to do with this fml

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 7 January 2013 18:06

#57 What I'm saying here is, he obviously likes her. If he's talked to her before then he has nothing to worry about. Accidents happens.

cmac86 23

Monday 7 January 2013 9:49

its all good I'm sure. it happens all the time in movies and TV shows, and it usually works out for them. and unless she's a heartless bitch she probably ran over to you.